Do you have a touch of snark in you? I believe we all do at
times. Honestly though I think the word snark was created after these two guys
hit American television. To me they are the kings of snark, and I love them.
What comes out of their mouths doesn't bother me, because I believe they speak
the truth. They are sarcastic, they are moody, and they are critical. It doesn't hurt that they both happen to have an accent that I adore. That’s right; this
is where you find out just how crazy I am! I’m rambling about two of my crushes
today, and after I’m done I hope you don’t hold it against me.
Snarky man crush
number 1: Simon Cowell.
Honestly, is there
another person in America that tells it like it is like Simon does? I mean,
come on…
“If your lifeguard
duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.”
Or how about this
one?
“That was terrible,
I mean just awful.” He said that referring to a contestant in season one of
American Idol.
Even better yet…
“If you would be
singing like this two thousand years ago, people would have stoned you.”
That last one really
cracked me up. Bad. It just brought pictures to my head! Have you had enough of
him yet? I had been going through Simon withdrawal so I’m glad to see his happy
face on the X Factor. I mean, I could go on, but I do want you to come back and
visit again. Now, whether you love him or hate him this next picture should
soften your heart a wee bit.
Snarky man crush number
2: Gordon Ramsay.
I believe the first
time I saw Gordon I raised an eyebrow. I heard him talking to some wanna-be
chef and every other word was bleeped out. Instantly a corner of my mouth
turned up. My curiosity was peaked, and so my love of Gordon began. Born in
Scotland Gordon also commands my attention with his accent. His snark is
sometimes as bad as Simon’s, but there is just something about Gordon that gets
to me. If you are unfamiliar with Gordon his television shows include Kitchen
Nightmares, Hell’s Kitchen, and Master Chef. Often times he can be heard on
Hell’s Kitchen with such snark as…
“You stupid donkey!” (I love donkeys!)
Or…
“If you sauté
scallops in a non-stick pan, they won’t stick. That’s why it’s called (bleep)
non-stick. I didn't know what non-stick means in Texas sweetheart but (bleep)
me.”
I guess if I were
giving the winner a job salaried at $250,000 I’d make sure they knew what they
were doing and could handle snark from people too.
Yes, both of these
guys are snarky to the hilt, and I love it. Their snark makes them who they are
in a way. Both of them have a certain something that makes me all warm and happy! Could they be that successful without the snark? Probably,
but it wouldn’t be nearly as entertaining now, would it?
Are you
a fan of snarky people? Do you love or hate my snarky man crushes? Do you have
a snarky side?
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